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Post by sportyone on Mar 21, 2011 2:18:52 GMT -5
My favorite in this episode was from Nikki: "Have an open mind, but not so big that your brain falls out" ;D What were some of yours?
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Post by nychic on Mar 21, 2011 2:32:48 GMT -5
I'm pulling these out of my memory, so forgive me if they aren't word-for-word.  S. 3 Ep. 6 Nicki: "She seemed to want a ménage-something!" S.3 Ep. 3 Heather: "She just peed... all over the toilet seat." hahahahahaha Bill: "If I lose you. If I lose any of you, I lose everything." Alby: "I don't want to kill you Nikki, you're my sister... I love you." S.1 Ep. 10 Nicki: "Margene, you're grounded." Margie: "Excuse me?"  |
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Post by duets on Mar 21, 2011 3:19:37 GMT -5
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Post by southernsong on Mar 21, 2011 9:19:08 GMT -5
My husband and I still crack up every time we see the episode in season two where Wanda has tried to poison Alby and Bill gets involved. "Gotta shape up people! Gotta shape up!"
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Post by ladyfriend on Mar 21, 2011 17:55:29 GMT -5
Some of my favorites:
Heather: You know what, I've upped my standards, so up yours.
Margie: I am a terrible wife. I should've never married your father. And your mother.
Sarah: And Nicki.
Margie: Especially Nicki
Adaleen [to Bill about Nicki]: I would never, ever tell you how to run your affairs... she's your wife... but she's always needed a firm hand. She takes well to a good smacking. You too, Barb, just give her a nice little swat
Bill: You're my wife, Margene. You can't be seeing the girl I'm dating.
Marilyn: And you're religion I think is bulls**t - just another excuse for f***ing around.
Nicki: I love you, Bill.
Bill: I love you, too.
Nicki: How much?
Bill: I say it's astronomical, beyond all measure.
Nicki: I have $58,000 in debt.
Adaleen: [to 10-year-old girl] OK, here's how it goes; it's complicated, so try to follow along. I'm 32nd of 56 children, and when I married Roman I became my own step-grandma, because my father married Roman's daughter, Baylene. [conversation continues off screen] So, little Josie, that makes you my step-grandma, and I'm your stepmom. And when I had Alby he became my great-uncle and I became his great-great-grandmother. Which of course makes me my own grandmother.
Wayne: He was really scary, Mom!
Nicki: All Baptists are, honey.
Lois Henrickson: Sarah. Aren't you so thoughtful? You didn't used to be. When you were two you slapped me. I didn't like you for a very long time.
I also love the video with all of the curse word substitutes. Adorable. Cheese and Rice!! hahahaha
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Post by nychic on Mar 21, 2011 18:15:03 GMT -5
@ Ladyfriend.. those were good! xD
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Post by ladyfriend on Mar 21, 2011 18:39:15 GMT -5
My husband and I still crack up every time we see the episode in season two where Wanda has tried to poison Alby and Bill gets involved. "Gotta shape up people! Gotta shape up!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I just laughed for about 10 minutes. That was a GREAT line! |
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Post by duets on Mar 21, 2011 18:45:39 GMT -5
All of these quotes are great, Ladyfriend, my fav is :
Adaleen: [to 10-year-old girl] OK, here's how it goes; it's complicated, so try to follow along. I'm 32nd of 56 children, and when I married Roman I became my own step-grandma, because my father married Roman's daughter, Baylene. [conversation continues off screen] So, little Josie, that makes you my step-grandma, and I'm your stepmom. And when I had Alby he became my great-uncle and I became his great-great-grandmother. Which of course makes me my own grandmother
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Post by LD no S on Mar 21, 2011 18:50:13 GMT -5
All of these quotes are great, Ladyfriend, my fav is : Adaleen: [to 10-year-old girl] OK, here's how it goes; it's complicated, so try to follow along. I'm 32nd of 56 children, and when I married Roman I became my own step-grandma, because my father married Roman's daughter, Baylene. [conversation continues off screen] So, little Josie, that makes you my step-grandma, and I'm your stepmom. And when I had Alby he became my great-uncle and I became his great-great-grandmother. Which of course makes me my own grandmother that is a good one, and really sums up just how warped the "compund life" really is ... |
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Post by duets on Mar 21, 2011 19:00:51 GMT -5
that is a good one, and really sums up just how warped the "compund life" really is ... LOL, and don't you think that Adaleen Grant, played by Mary Kay Place had a field day memorizing that script.  |
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Post by ladyfriend on Mar 21, 2011 19:03:21 GMT -5
Oh....another one from last night:
Nikki: I don't have one ounce of the milk of human kindness in me. I'm spiteful and jealous and mean.
Barb: I know
Nikki: No, I really am.
Barb: I know... (her look was priceless)
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Post by duets on Mar 21, 2011 19:26:25 GMT -5
Oh....another one from last night: Nikki: I don't have one ounce of the milk of human kindness in me. I'm spiteful and jealous and mean. Barb: I know Nikki: No, I really am. Barb: I know... (her look was priceless) Yes, that too was a great scene. Funny & ironic that Nickie recognized that in herself, enough to share it w/Barb. Now that's sisterhood, being able to share one's faults & still be loved. |
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Post by missym on Mar 21, 2011 19:37:09 GMT -5
Oh....another one from last night: Nikki: I don't have one ounce of the milk of human kindness in me. I'm spiteful and jealous and mean. Barb: I know Nikki: No, I really am. Barb: I know... (her look was priceless) I know, wasn't it . . . just priceless. I kept rewinding and rewinding and rewinding. |
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Post by writerwannabe on Mar 21, 2011 23:18:47 GMT -5
This simple, but expressive phrase from Nikki, on the occasion of first standing up after having Wayne: MAMA PAJAMA!
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Post by ladyfriend on Mar 22, 2011 19:07:04 GMT -5
Can't stop! The withdrawal is really setting in!!!  Ben: I think about sex all the time! Brynn: But that's good. Ben: No, I can't control it. I get hard-ons in woodshop! Wanda: Oh, I could give birth in a potato patch, I'd survive. It's Joey I'm worried about. Nikki: This guy from my work likes me. Wanda: Does he follow you at night? Did he put you in his car? Nikki: It's not really like that. He wears cardigans. Wanda: Sounds serious. |
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